Zuckerberg`s latest Cheap Labor Lobby ad: "Decides the Golden Tool"
July 04, 2013, 05:58 AM
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Here it is!

FWD.us (a.k.a., the National Association for the Advancement of Billionaire People) is at it again. Mark Zuckerberg`s 30 second spot is called "Emma" and it features, you guessed it, the Statue of Liberty along with a rewrite of Emma Lazarus`s schmaltzy poem to wedge in some new jargon, like "And give me the influencers." I didn`t hear the term "disrupters" in there, but hopefully that word will be in the 60 second version.

Here`s the automatic transcript on Youtube of the narration:

0:02 give me do it right your poorer huddled masses yearning to breathe

0:09 and kids who need the influences

0:11 entertainers

0:14 talent that is searching for a purpose

The Golden Tool

0:18 dole`s dedicated to her

0:20 send all of these

0:22 brown this going to mean

0:25 agnes time and decides the golden tool

I couldn`t have said it better myself.

In evaluating this ad, keep in mind that there are days, even weeks, when Zuckerberg`s net worth drops from 11 digits to only 10 digits, so show some mercy to poor Zuck.