Remember the news story
about the straight guy softball fanatics who almost won the Gay World Series by pretending to be homosexuals? I couldn`t quite come up with the punchline that all my experience told me was out there somewhere. Fortunately, commenter NOTA has supplied it:
"You know, I bet the lesbian softball league never has this problem...."
Here`s my 1994 National Review
article on Why Lesbians Aren`t Gay
, which starts with softball.