Academy Awards: Woodstock for women, gays, and celebrities
NBA All Star Game: Woodstock for blacks and rappers
Daytona 500: Woodstock for southerners and country stars
All on the same day! [Although rain has postponed the NASCAR race until Monday]
What`s about SWPL whites, normal men, and country club Republicans? The NFL combine? Accenture Match Play championship? Our ruling elites are underserved if just for one day!