The First White PresidentThat has to be the whitest sentence anybody not named Tolkien or Lovecraft ever wrote. From The Atlantic in 2013:
… But whereas his forebears carried whiteness like an ancestral talisman, Trump cracked the glowing amulet open, releasing its eldritch energies.
Growing Up in the Caves of ChaosNo wonder the other black youths used to beat up poor little Ta-Nehisi for acting white, leaving him permanently traumatized …
TA-NEHISI COATES JAN 11, 2013
I think I was seven when I started playing Dungeons & Dragons, though that feels like too young.