This news story I've filed away in the folder labeled "World's Smallest Violin."

It's from dnyuz.com, which is some kind of news aggregator website. Headline: For Disney, a Stricken Empire.

Disney is of course the Disney mega-corporation. The coronavirus lockdown has been devastating to them. Their fourteen theme parks are all padlocked; their eight movie studios are empty and silent. Mickey and Minnie are out there on Riverside Drive begging passers-by for scraps of cheese.

Cry me a river. This is the company that fired its computer staff and replaced them with cheap H-1B guest workers from India. Suck it down, you bastards.