The Radio Derb transcript for October 18 is up. Go here to read or listen. Reminder: You can also "listen" on YouTube.

00m37s  The world gone nuts.  (It's not just me.)

05m43s  White people not all pussies.  (Adventures in literature.)

12m32s  Democrats debate.  (My question for Joe Biden.)

20m14s  The Uighurs are doomed.  (ChiCom imperialism triumphant.)

27m20s  Niger's fertility: a theory.  (Needs advice from President Gurbanguly Berdymukhammedov.)

29m57s  Slime mold in the news.  (A billion years of practice.)

33m08s  Queen Eleanor's Cross out of danger.  (It's personal.)

36m01s  James Watson is unwell.  (Get better, Sir!)

37m30s  Signoff.  (Our sanity hangs by a thread.)