Aw, come on; nothing vexes a virus like being laughed at.
From a friend, the same one who urged me to register "#CovidissidentRight":
Derb: There are rumors that you have a form of the virus that is transmitted on keyboards. It started in the typewriter age and is therefore known as the Smith-Corona virus. Nasty symptom: bile spewing off the keyboard.
Hey, come on. I strive to be punctilious; may sometimes come across as supercilious; but am rarely, if ever, bilious.