I know you come here to get my insights into the looming federal debt ceiling crisis, but ... I keep getting distracted.
From What Would Tyler Durden Do
It was surprising when Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver announced that they were separating after 25 years of marriage, but luckily Arnold has a back-up familia already in place.
The LA Times, who broke the story last night, says Arnold had a relationship with a woman who worked for Arnold and Maria as a member of their household staff for 20 years. About 10 years ago they had a child, but the woman, who was also married at the time and whom the LA Times won`t name, kept working for the couple until this past January.
[From the LA Times:]
Arnold Schwarzenegger and his wife, Maria Shriver, separated after she learned he had fathered a child more than a decade ago with a longtime member of their household staff. ...
In an interview Monday before Schwarzenegger issued his statement, the former staffer said another man - her then-husband - was the child`s father. ...
She said she voluntarily left her position with the couple earlier this year after reaching a longstanding goal of working for them for two decades. "I wanted to achieve my 20 years, then I asked to retire," she said, adding she received a severance payment and "left on good terms with them."
Schwarzenegger took financial responsibility for the child from the start and continued to provide support, according to a source.
Due to my awesome level of racism, I`m gonna assume this woman is Latin because it sounds like she was a maid. So if her husband was also Latin, he had to have a few questions. Like, why is our infant 4-feet tall with veins in his biceps?
Good question. I wonder why California`s First Lady didn`t ask it, either.
T-Paw should leak some dirt on himself so I can remember who he is.
In other debt ceiling-related news, old iSteve phavorite philosopher
Bernard Henri-Levy defends
, which, trust me, you owe it to yourself to read.
Make sure to read it using an accent that`s a cross between Pepe Le Pew and Daffy Duck.