The Canonization of St. George of Floyd
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He was an angel with 1) wings, 2) a halo, and 3) God’s Fingers of sunlight.

After all, what’s a little counterfeiting among unconsenting adults? St. George was merely distributing improvised stimulus checks, practicing Bidenomics avant la lettre. As the science of Modern Monetary Theory teaches us, “Money printer go BRRRRRRRR.”

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