DAILY VIDEO DIGEST
Late Night With Reconquista
May 09, 2006, 05:31 PM
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It was a beautiful day here in New York. It was unbelievable. It was so great I
pretended I was an immigrant
took the day off.
happy Cinco de Mayo
everybody. This is a holiday celebrated by over 80 million Mexicans. And those are just the ones
here in L.A.
According to a
new geographic literacy study
4 out of 10 American students couldn't find
on a map. However 10 out of 10 Mexicans
could find the U.S.
without a map.
Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo. The day that Mexicans celebrate their
second day off this week.
As you know, Cinco de Mayo celebrates driving the
French out of Mexico.
So apparently Mexico has
stricter immigration laws
than we do.
Today of course was the
"Day Without Immigrants”
as they called it. Or as the Native Americans call it "the good old days”.
A day without immigrants. Did
Once again there was 100,000 people in the streets today. Not immigrants, but SUV owners walking to work.
Some are calling Monday’s march a
National Coming Out Day
for Latinos. They’re equating being
Hey, I think it’s a bit easier to tell your parents you’re Latino!
Lots of businesses were closed, streets were closed – everything was closed but that big hole down on the border.
There’s a lot of debate on
what we call these people.
is too harsh. Then there’s
What is that? I left my
The demographics of Mexico are changing they say. For example in 1978 a typical Mexican mother had seven children. Now she has two children in Mexico and the other five are
born in the United States.
quite the outrage
version of the "Star Spangled Banner” that was released. One good thing though is that now at all the
Major League Baseball
parks all the
can now understand the words.
man in the world lives in Mexico, he weighs
over 1200 pounds!
In fact he tried to cross the border once and was caught by officials in California, Arizona and New Mexico.
Tomorrow is Cinco de Mayo. Everyone is in the mood.
has tested positive for margaritas.
It was a beautiful day here in New York City. It was so nice that all the immigrants took another day off.
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Immigrant Narcissism: "What Makes America Great Is People Like Me!"
The Julian Castro Administration Will FINALLY Wage War on All Those White Racist Textbooks That Internalize Oppression
not reporting race
War On Christmas
Minority Mortgage Meltdown
Anti-White Hate Crimes
Minority Occupation Government
Diversity Is Strength
Immigrant Mass Murder
White Guy Loses His Job
Birthright Citizenship Reform
GOP Share Of The White Vote
Camp Of The Saints
Donald Trump Insurgency
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