Muslims in the Arctic Circle are urgently coming up with new rules for Ramadan when they are banned from eating during the day—as the region will have 24-hour sunshine.Sure, it’s not as much fun as the transracial gal in Spokane. It does, though, further encourage the thought that the whole multiculti farce is about to implode into a black hole of absurdity.
A Swedish Muslim association says new guidelines are being drawn up for the fasting month, which begins on June 18 this year, as members of the religion are not supposed to eat until sunset.
Just three days later is the longest day of the year—when the sun blazes around the clock above the Arctic Circle and only sets for a few hours further south.
[Query to Ed: Can I say “black hole”? Stylebook isn’t clear.]