Admiral Levine, the Biden Administration’s health supremo and Babylon Bee’s Man of the Year, isn’t even trying to look like a woman anymore now that they gave him his Admiral’s costume. He’s on a different, more nautical journey now. He’ll probably next switch from estrogen to testosterone so he can grow out his long old sea cap’n’s beard to complete his new look.
As part of his long, strange trip of identity, Admiral Levine will next declare himself a Person of Pirateness with the pronouns Ahoy / Avast / Aaaaaargh.
Here’s my pitch to Tom Cruise: In Top Gun 3, a mentally ill megalomaniacal supervillain in a lady Admiral’s costume and sensible shoes has seized control of the U.S. Navy. Only Maverick can fly the daring mission to take him out before he uses the vast power of the U.S. Government to spread his insanity globally.
