Here’s the Guatemalan illegal alien arrested for murdering four people, apparently at random, in Nevada. He looks like Peter Lorre playing a serial killer in M.
Under the Zeroth Amendment—any wretched refuse from anywhere gets to immigrate to America, no questions asked—he deserves to be here because it would be discrimination not to let him in.
But I want to propose the Kondo Amendment for decluttering America: Does this immigrant spark joy?
If not, we can get by without him.
