President of the imaginary Republic of San Marco:From this day on, the official language of San Marcos will be Swedish. Silence! In addition to that, all citizens will be required to change their underwear every half-hour. Underwear will be worn on the outside so we can check. Furthermore, all children under 16 years old are now... 16 years old!
Woody Allen:What's the Spanish word for straitjacket?
Not only that, but as Woody Allen says in the same movie, the President's immigration policy is not only a travesty, "A travesty of a mockery of a sham of a mockery of a travesty of two mockeries of a sham. "