The Radio Derb transcript is up for April 16. Go here to read or listen.

Playlist

02m37s  Asymmetry of indulgence. ("Who, whom?" right in your face.)

13m41s  State governors don't want illegal infants.  (Are Progressives losing the Midwestern Nice vote?)

21m58s  Chicago in flames! … not.  (Cop shoots Mexican.)

25m38s  Where did all the blacks go?  (The Lesser Replacement.)

32m39s  Donald J. Biden?  (Joe turns Trumpish.)

40m02s  Low blow of the week.  (Philip's funeral's race problem.)

41m57s  Cheese is racist!  (What isn't?)

43m07s  Scrabble champs, watch your slurs.  (Except in Australia.)

45m00s  Hate your given name?  (This'll make you feel better.)

46m33s  No more "mistress."  (But don't be distressed.)

47m49s  Signoff.  (With Civil War song.)