For an analysis of Rampage Jackson's cognitive decision-making skills in the wake of his loss to Griffin, when he was arrested after trying to sneak away in his vehicle from a traffic accident he caused, see What Would Tyler Durden Do?:
Rampage is maybe the most charismatic and likeable athlete to come around since Barkley, but heâ€™s no criminal mastermind. He committed a hit and run in a [jacked-up monster] truck with his name and picture on the side. â€?Can you describe the vehicle that hit you, sir?â€? â€?Yes, imagine if Rampage Jackson was a truck.â€?