Good advice for DSK from today's NBA stars
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Dominique Strauss-Kahn has been locked up for a month and a half due to a DNA test. Here's some prudent wisdom he should heed, as passed on by Cameron Diaz's gold-digger in Bad Teacher:
Then the wedding to a rich patsy falls through, and so does her summer-vacation Plan B of ensnaring a Chicago Bull in a paternity suit. Once reluctantly back at school in the fall, she complains to an awestruck fellow teacher: "Did you know that all NBA players not only wear a condom, but then they take it with them?"
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