I`m reviewing the two presidential candidates to try to find out which one may have the advantage in intangibles going into November.
Republican Senator John McCain`s home base doesn`t amount to much. Mc Cain comes from the electoral-vote-poor Arizona (it has ten electoral votes), a state that would have voted for any GOP candidate.
McCain`s Democratic opponent, Senator Barack Obama, represents Illinois with a healthy 21 electoral votes. But Illinois is automatic for most any Democrat. Ronald Reagan was the last Republican to carry Illinois—twenty years and five elections ago.
Many analysts predict that the vice-presidential nominees might determine the election`s outcome. I disagree. In 2004, John Edwards couldn`t deliver North Carolina to the head of the Democratic ticket, John Kerry.
And in 2000 George W. Bush`s vice president, Dick Cheney had no home base. You`ll recall that Cheney lived in Texas but when someone found out that the Constitution prohibits the president and vice president from being inhabitants of the same state then— presto change-o—Cheney suddenly lived in Wyoming.
Not that it mattered to Bush electoral vote-wise anyway. Bush had Texas in the bag. Wyoming added only a paltry three votes to the party.
Pundits say that Obama is smoother than Mc Cain and will eat him up in their head-to-head debates.
But, despite being virtually incoherent on many occasions during the first four years of his presidency, Bush forged ahead. Kerry was the more eloquent in their 2004 debates. What good did it do him?
What about the First Ladies-in-waiting?
While many Americans are ready to elect a mixed-race president, there are deep reservations about Michelle Obama, Barack`s all-black wife who has a chip on her shoulder. According to Michelle, she only recently became a "proud" American.
But Cindy McCain has image problems galore. The heiress to a beer fortune, Mrs. McCain has been addicted to prescription drugs and has had a lot of plastic surgery. And Cindy stole another woman`s husband. No one likes a home-wrecker, especially when she owns a jet and has dyed platinum blond hair and a big bosom.
If Cindy`s a home-wrecker, then that makes her husband John an adulterer.
Again, McCain`s philandering may not matter. Way back in 1828, John Quincy Adams questioned— to no avail in his presidential re-election bid—the legality of his rival Andrew Jackson`s marriage (there were bureaucratic foul ups).
Finally in 1992, Bill Clinton admitted that he had "caused pain" in his marriage, but won the presidency handily.
McCain`s indiscretions are the most shameless of any adulterous president. His ex-wife Carol Shepp had been disfigured in an auto accident while McCain was in Vietnam. When McCain returned home, he embarked on a series of extramarital relationships before he met Cindy and unceremoniously dumped the crippled Shepp.
Since neither his wife nor his power of persuasion are likely to influence many voters, Mc Cain will count heavily on his military record to take him to the White House.
And before Kerry`s campaign could get off the ground, his decorated Vietnam service was hotly debated and soon became a liability. After Karl Rove got through with Kerry, half the nation thought he spent his two Southeast Asian tours as a Viet Cong agent.
McCain is in the unenviable position of being a Republican trying to replace the most disliked Republican in American history.
For voters, Obama and McCain represent a challenging November choice. The election`s outcome will depend on how many angry citizens show up to express their outrage at America`s demise or stay away as an expression of their frustration with the meager presidential pickings.
As for me, I`m sticking to my long held aversion to major political party candidates. I`ll vote—but not for either of them.