The Dec. 24 Radio Derb transcript is up—go here to read or listen. Sample:

Trump Derangement Syndrome rages on. We Hutus may have got our man safely past the Electoral College, but our urban-elite Tutsis continue to froth and foam.

A couple of them were frothing and foaming very news-worthily Thursday morning at New York's Kennedy airport. A Jet Blue plane to San Francisco was boarding. Among the boarders were Donald Trump's daughter Ivanka and her husband Jared with their three small children, aged five years, three years, and nine months.

Also headed to San Francisco was a pair of male homosexuals, Dan Goldstein and Matthew Lasner, with a small child they have apparently adopted. Goldstein spotted Ivanka and family in the departure lounge. Lasner was so excited he tweeted his excitement, tweet: "Ivanka and Jared at JFK T5, flying commercial. My husband chasing them down to harass them. #banalityofevil," end tweet.

Harass them he did. Boarding commenced; then, while Ivanka and Jared were settling in to their seats with the kids, Goldstein accosted them. "Your father is ruining the country," he told Ivanka. Then he went into an agitated rant, ranting to the universe at large, rant: "Oh my God. This is a nightmare. They ruin the country and now they ruin our flight! … Why is she on our flight? She should be flying private." End rant.

Ivanka handled the matter with great aplomb. The kids must have been scared, but she distracted them with coloring books. It's not clear from the news reports why Jared didn't sock Goldstein on the jaw. Possibly the fact that Goldstein was carrying his own toddler deterred him, Jared being unwilling to cause terror to a small child — unlike Goldstein.

More likely Jared and Ivanka have been drilled that in such situations they should let their security detail handle things. The security detail was indeed on the scene; but they in turn deferred to the Jet Blue cabin crew, who hustled Goldstein and his butt-buddy … I beg your pardon, his husband, off the plane.

Once off the plane, Lasner and Goldstein tweeted triumphantly about the incident. An hour later, realizing what asses they'd made of themselves, they deleted the tweets. Lasner deleted his entire account.

What do we learn from this, comrades? Well, nothing we didn't know before. Left-liberal Tutsis are vindictive and extremely ill-mannered. Left-liberal homosexual Tutsis are in addition hysterical. If the origins of the phrase "drama queen" were ever mysterious to you, the mystery is solved. And Ivanka Trump, as well as being smart and gorgeous, is a class act.

There has to be a victim here somewhere, though, doesn't there? What's a news story nowadays without a victim?

Yes, there's a victim, and I'm pretty sure I know who it is. The toddler that Mr Goldstein was carrying appears to be male. Assuming that Lasner and Goldstein are raising him as their son, you have to think that demons out of Hell must have attended that poor child's birth, to get him assigned to such a pair of crude, selfish, shrieking flakes.

If you're the praying type, listener, pray for that child.