Jerry Seinfeld On Emma Lazarus`s Poem
May 07, 2013, 01:31 PM
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I am for open immigration, but that sign we have on the front of the Statue of Liberty, "Give us your tired, your poor, your huddled masses..." can`t we just say, "Hey, the door`s open, we`ll take whoever you got"? Do we have to specify the wretched refuse? I mean, why don`t we just say, "Give us the unhappy, the sad, the slow, the ugly, people that can`t drive, that they have trouble merging, if they can`t stay in their lane, if they don`t signal, they can`t parallel park, if they`re sneezing, if they`re stuffed up, if they`re clogged, if they have bad penmanship, don`t return calls, if they have dandruff, food between their teeth, if they have bad credit, if they have no credit, missed a spot shaving, in other words any dysfunctional defective slob that you can somehow cattle prod onto a wagon, send them over, we want `em."
Broadcast date: January 27, 1993